Personalised cat books
A personalised cat book, written on your cat's terms
Cats don't have adventures so much as jurisdictions. The warm square of floor at eleven. The windowsill audit. The three-second window in which they will accept affection. That's the book.
- Illustrations worked from your own photos, markings included
- Stories built around territory, routine and quiet mischief
- Works for one cat or a whole household
- First 3 pages free, then £59
First 3 pages free · £1 unlocks the rest of the preview · credited against your £59 book
Tails We Keep
Pepper
Tabby, landlord, occasional friend
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See the whole story
£1 unlocks every remaining preview page, watermarked and low resolution.
£1
Keep it forever
Premium A5 hardcover, printed and posted. Your £1 comes off the price.
£58 due
Book price £59. The £1 preview unlock is credited in full, so £58 is due at checkout. One revision round for likeness and factual corrections is included, and you approve the final proof before anything is printed.
What makes a good cat story
Cat books work best when they resist the urge to make the cat behave like a dog. The comedy is in the indifference, and the warmth is in the rare moments it slips.
- The territory. Which rooms are theirs, which chair is contested, where the sun lands at four o'clock.
- The schedule. Cats keep time better than clocks. The 5am announcement is a legitimate plot point.
- The offerings. Whatever they bring in, and how proud they are about it.
- The one exception. The person they actually like. Usually the one who ignores them most.
Photographing a cat who won't cooperate
You need fewer photos than you think — four good ones is plenty.
- Shoot at their eye level rather than from above.
- Use daylight from a window; flash flattens fur and shifts colour.
- Include one full-body shot so we get the shape and tail right.
- A sleeping photo is genuinely useful for coat detail.
Common questions
Every cat leaves a story worth keeping.
Their memories, made into a beautiful personalised storybook.